Tastes like chicken*

On last night's episode of Hell's Kitchen, the contestants were given five minutes to properly cut up a whole chicken into eight pieces (two each breasts, wings, thighs and legs), without butchering it all to hell. PLEASE. Five minutes? Roth can do this in less than one minute. Warning: Probably not suitable viewing for the squeamish, vegetarians, Dead Chicken Rights Activists and my friend Terrell. *Anything to take the attention away from my horrendous tap dancing.